Abstract: Methods and systems for collecting and processing large volumes of data to determine the relevancy and value thereof comprise: deploying one or more data retrieval modules to interface with one or more data sources within the local network, wherein the one or more data retrieval modules comprise executable program code; executing the one or more data retrieval modules to perform operations comprising: accessing application data representing data stored or communicated through the one or more data sources; and forwarding the application data for analysis; and analyzing the forwarded application data to determine whether it is relevant to the topic, wherein the analyzing is performed by one or more devices within the local network.

Abstract: An apparatus and method for producing a video message, particularly a greeting or post card, comprising a camera for viewing a user, video recording means for presenting to a user on a video recording medium, such as a CD or DVD, a recorded message and means for vending the recording in or with an envelope or the like.