Abstract: A combination lotion dispenser and pen including a housing having a truncated upper end, an arcuate lower end and a tubular intermediate portion therebetween. The truncated upper end has an internally threaded recess formed therein. The arcuate lower end has an elongated bore extending inwardly thereof. A pen cartridge is removably received within the elongated bore. A bulbous rubber container is coupled with respect to the housing. The container has a threaded extension disposed on a lower end thereof for coupling with the internally threaded recess of the truncated upper end of the housing. The container has an opening through an upper end thereof. The opening has a cap removably coupled therewith. The container has a dispensing hole within a side wall thereof whereby lotion within the container will dispense outwardly thereof upon squeezing of the container.