Abstract: A garden hose guide including a base having a semicircular top half and a bottom half, a spiral stake having a bottom end and a top end, a torsion member medially disposed within the base, and a circular aperture continuously disposed from a right portion to a left portion of the top half of the base. The torsion member has an upper end, a lower end, a right end region, and a left end region. Each of the right end region and the left end region is disposed outside of the base. The aperture is configured to slidably engage an exterior surface of a garden hose.