Abstract: A sexual device to be worn externally by a woman, man, or transgender person, that will allow said wearer to artificially inseminate a sexual partner by use of pseudo natural means. That is, a harness device constructed material so that the frontal lobe of the device is a dildo with cylindrical tubing constructed to run horizontally through the center, with a predetermined length of tubing remaining outside the distal end of dildo; the distal end of tubing is attached to a syringe that is attached to the side of the harness so that the wearer can manipulate the amount of semen fluid that flows through the syringe. The device provides a method for pseudo genital-to-genital sexual contact between two partners to artificially inseminate in a way other than the use of the “syringe through the vaginal canal” method, or any other methods that are currently used for artificial insemination.