Abstract: This invention relates to a novel toilet bowl Teddy's Potty Guard which fits as a cover over the bowl of a standard or non-standard toilet bowl. A removable toilet potty guard comprising: (a) a less than ½ inch thick plastic sheet which is adapted to cover the exterior surfaces of the top of a toilet bowl and which is adapted to cover the external surface of the top of a toilet bowl and which has multiple holes in the plastic bowl cover and (b) attachment means for enabling the plastic bowl cover to lay securely and to releasably attach to the upper rim of the toilet bowl.