Abstract: A novelty joke squirtgun is disclosed. The novelty joke squirtgun may include a first aperture disposed on a front portion of a base squirt gun, the first aperture includes a fill cap that prevents water or other squirting liquid from dispersing from the first aperture. The novelty joke squirtgun may also include a second aperture disposed on a rear portion of the base squirt gun, the second aperture includes a dummy fill cap that plugs the second aperture that allows water or other squirting liquid to disperse from the second aperture, the second aperture disperses water or other squirting liquid from the hollow interior after a pull trigger is squeezed to activate a pump assembly that emits water or other squirting liquid from the second aperture.