Volumetric measuring device
A volumetric measuring device for measuring a body part. The device includes a fluid container filled with fluid. The fluid container has a body part opening for permitting the insertion of a body part and a displaced fluid opening for permitting the flow of fluid that has been displaced as the result of inserting the body part. A fluid-tight barrier covers the body part opening and maintains a fluid-tight seal over the body part opening while the body part is being inserted. The volumetric measurement is determined by measuring the amount of displaced fluid after the insertion of the body part through the body part opening. In a preferred embodiment, the body part being measured is an erect penis.
The present invention relates to volumetric measuring devices, and in particular, to measuring devices for measuring the size of a body part. The present invention is a continuation-in-part of U.S. patent application Ser. No. 10/995,663, filing date Nov. 22, 2004, soon to issue on Dec. 12, 2006 as U.S. Pat. No. 7,147,609, the specification of which is incorporated herein by reference.
BACKGROUND OF THE INVENTIONThroughout history, there has been discussion and focus on the human male sex organ. Generally, having a large penis is seen as more masculine and manly than having a small penis. Well-endowed male pornography stars are looked at by many with admiration and envy due to the size of their penis.
In recent times, society has shown a strong resurgence in interest regarding matters pertaining to the penis. Viagra® (Viagra is a registered trademark of the Pfizer Corporation and refers to a compound for treating erectile dysfunction) has enjoyed tremendous success since its recent entry into the marketplace. Once marketed solely to older men having trouble achieving and maintaining an erection, Viagra® is now being marketed to and bought by younger men looking to enhance their sex lives. Moreover, just as a woman can undergo surgery for breast augmentation, so can a man undergo surgery to increase the size of his penis. The Internet is brimming with ads that market or sell products which claim to increase penis size.
Size Matters!One of the most popular comments of recent days is “Size Matters!”, but what does this really mean? With all the recent attention show to increasing penis size, there is a remarkable lack of convenient and accurate methods for measuring the penis. Most men merely take a ruler and measure the size of their penis in inches. However, to adequately describe the size of a penis the length alone is not enough. Nor is it enough to know the diameter at an arbitrary point. The penis is not shaped like a true cylinder, but rather it has a more complicated shape. Therefore, a method for measuring the size of a penis needs to account for the unusual shape and size of the human penis.
What is needed is a better device for measuring the size of body part.
SUMMARY OF THE INVENTIONThe present invention provides a volumetric measuring device for measuring a body part. The device includes a fluid container filled with fluid. The fluid container has a body part opening for permitting the insertion of a body part and a displaced fluid opening for permitting the flow of fluid that has been displaced as the result of inserting the body part. A fluid-tight barrier covers the body part opening and maintains a fluid-tight seal over the body part opening while the body part is being inserted. The volumetric measurement is determined by measuring the amount of displaced fluid after the insertion of the body part through the body part opening. In a preferred embodiment, the body part being measured is an erect penis.
BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF THE DRAWINGS
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Measuring device 11 includes hose 13 connected to its top and vent 12 also on its top, In a preferred embodiment, hose 13 is threaded onto the top of measuring device 11 and hose 13 includes valve 19. Door 14 is connected to the side via hinge 15 and is latched shut with latch 16. Door 14 covers watertight barrier 17.
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Applicant has noted that it is potentially confusing to compare or categorize human male penis size if the scale being utilized is cubic centimeters. Therefore, Applicant has devised his own scale which he refers to as “penile displacement number” or “pdn”. Preferably, the scale is designed so that the average male has a pdn of 100. By designing the scale so that the average size penis is 100 pdn, it makes this preferred embodiment more appealing to the average user. Applicant believes that it is more of a positive reinforcement to the user to say that he has a “100 pdn” rather than saying that he has a “23 pdn” or a “24 pdn”. Hence, in one embodiment, assuming that the volumetric displacement of the average erect penis is 236 cc, a preferred conversion factor between penile displacement number and cubic centimeters is 1 pdn=2.36 cc. Using this conversion factor a well-endowed male porn star having a penis volume of 964 cubic centimeters would instead refer to his erect penis as having a pdn of 408.5. Or, he might say that his penis size is 408.5 pdn. In comparison, an average male having a penis volume of 236 cubic centimeters would instead refer to his erect penis as having a pdn of 100. Or, he might say that his penis size is 100 pdn.
By utilizing the above-described preferred pdn scale, the average male is shown to have penis size equal to 100 pdn. It is then very easy to see how the average male compares to a very well endowed male. In the example above, it is immediately apparent that the male having a 408.5 pdn has a penis size that is approximately 308.5 percent above the size of the very well endowed male. Also, for example, a male with a penis size 10 percent above average could brag to his friends and lovers that he has a pdn of 110.
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To measure the volumetric displacement of her breast, the user removes her breast from measuring device 41 and then places measuring device 41 on a flat surface. The user then refers to scale 44 to determine the amount of water displaced. The amount of water displaced is equivalent to the volumetric displacement of her breast.
Seventh Preferred Embodiment
An explanation of the utilization of the seventh preferred embodiment can be seen by reference to FIGS. 23 to 30.
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After reading the measurement, the user preferably removes retaining ring 306 and removes and discards used condom 304. The user then removes seal plugs 301 and 312. The user drains filling chamber 302 and drain chamber 310 and cleans the unit. Then the user reattaches seal plugs 301 and 312.
Eighth Preferred Embodiment
In FIG, 32, a user has inserted his arm into displacement sleeve 212. Cinch strap 217 has been pulled tight to provide an air tight seal around the user's arm. Pump unit 211 has been turned “on” causing signals to be sent from microcontroller 213 to positive displacement air pump 227 (
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For example, assume positive displacement air pump 227 pumps air at a constant rate (for example, 35 liters/minute).
Pump Rate=3.5 L/min=213.5 cubic inches/min
From the Ideal Gas Law,
PV=nRT, where P=Pressure; V=Volume of container, n=quantity of gas; R=constant; T=temperature
P1V1/n1RT1=P2V2/n2RT2
P1=pressure inside displacement sleeve 212 prior to being pressurized by positive displacement air pump 227=14.7 psia
P2=pressure inside displacement sleeve 212 after being pressurized by positive displacement air pump 227=17.7 psia
n1=quantity of air inside displacement sleeve 212 prior to being pressurized by positive displacement air pump 227, where the length of the Displacement Sleeve is 32 inches and its diameter is 8 inches.
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Solve for n2=quantity of air inside displacement sleeve 212 after being pressurized by positive displacement air pump 227
For an empty Displacement Sleeve, V1=V2; and T1=T2,
Therefore, P1/n1=P2/n2
n2=n1(P2/P1)=(1608 cubic inches)(17.7 psia/14.7 psia)=1936 cubic inches.
Therefore, 1936 cu. in.−1608 cu. in.=328 cu. in. of air was added. Since pump 227 pumps air at a rate of 213.5 cu. in./min, it will take (328/213.5) min=92 secs to pressurize an empty Displacement Sleeve.
If an object or body part is placed inside displacement sleeve 227 that is ½ of the volume of displacement sleeve 227, we have: n1=804 cubic inches.
Therefore, P1/n1=P2/n2
n2=n1(P2/P1)=(804 cubic inches)(17.7 psia/14.7 psia)=968 cubic inches.
Therefore, 968 cu. in.−804 cu. in.=164 cu. in. of air was added, Since pump 227 pumps air at a rate of 2135 cu. in./min, it will take (164/213.5) min=46 secs to pressurize an empty Displacement Sleeve.
It is seen that there is a linear relationship between the volume of space being pressurized and the amount of time that is required to pressurize the space to a predetermined pressure, in this case 3 psig (17.7 psia). The linear relationship is illustrated graphically in
Microcontroller 213 is preferably programmed to utilize this linear relationship to automatically calculate the volume of the user's body part based on the time required for the displacement sleeve to be pressurized to 3 psig. For example, if it takes 26 seconds to pressurized displacement sleeve 227 to 3 psig, then the volume of the body part inside displacement sleeve=1608 cubic inches−(26 seconds)(1608 cubic inches/92 seconds)=1608 cubic inches−454 cubic inches=1154 cubic inches.
Ninth Preferred Embodiment A ninth preferred embodiment of the present invention is shown in
Air pump 232 pumps 6 cubic inches of air per pump.
From the Ideal Gas Law,
PV=nRT, where P=Pressure; V=Volume of container, n=quantity of gas; R=constant; T=temperature
P1V1/n1RT1=P2V2/n2RT2
P1=pressure inside displacement sleeve 212 prior to being pressurized by air pump 232=14.7 psia
P2=pressure inside displacement sleeve 212 after being pressurized by air pump 232=17.7 psia
n1=quantity of air inside displacement sleeve 212 prior to being pressurized by positive displacement air pump 227, where the length of the Displacement Sleeve is 32 inches and its diameter is 8 inches.
=1608 cubic inches
Solve for n2=quantity of air inside displacement sleeve 212 after being pressurized to 17.7 psia by air pump 232
For an empty Displacement Sleeve, V1=V2; and T1=T2,
Therefore, P1/n1=P2/n2
n2=n(P2/P1)=(1608 cubic inches)(17.7 psia/14.7 psia)=1936 cubic inches.
Therefore, 1936 cu. in.−1608 cu. in.=328 cu. in. of air was added. Since pump 232 pumps air at a rate of 6 cu. in./pump, it will take (328/6) pumps−55 pumps=to pressurize an empty Displacement Sleeve to 3 psig.
There is a linear relationship between the volume of space being pressurized and the number of pumps that is required to pressurize the space to a predetermined pressure, in this case 3 psig (17.7 psia). For example, if it takes 33 pumps to pressurized displacement sleeve 227 to 3 psig, then the volume of the body part inside displacement sleeve=1608 cubic inches−(33 pumps)(1608 cubic inches/55 pumps)=1608 cubic inches−964.8 cubic inches=643.2 cubic inches.
This relationship is determined by the manufacturer and the embodiment shown in FIG E is preferably sold with a Table I (
Although the above-preferred embodiments have been described with specificity, persons skilled in this art will recognize that many changes to the specific embodiments disclosed above could be made without departing from the spirit of the invention. For example, although the above preferred embodiments disclosed how the present invention can be used to volumetrically measure the penis and the breast, it could also be used to measure other body parts. For example, a weight lifter might be interested in measuring the volumetric change in the size of his arm after completing a rigorous workout. The present invention could easily be configured to accommodate the size of an arm. Also, another preferred embodiment could be utilized that is similar to the embodiment shown in
Claims
1. A volumetric measuring device for measuring body parts, comprising:
- A. a fluid container filled with fluid,
- B. a body part opening for permitting the insertion of a body part,
- C. a displaced fluid opening for permitting the flow of fluid that has been displaced as a result of the insertion of said body part through said body part opening,
- D. a fluid-tight barrier for completely covering said body part opening, wherein said fluid-tight barrier permits the insertion of said body part and into said body part opening while simultaneously maintaining a fluid-tight seal around said body part opening,
- wherein the volumetric measurement of said body part is determined by measuring the amount of said displaced fluid after the insertion of said body part through said body part opening.
2. The volumetric measuring device as in claim 1, wherein said body part is an erect penis.
3. The volumetric measuring device as in claim 1, wherein said body part is a human breast.
4. The volumetric measuring device as in claim 1, wherein said fluid-tight barrier is a condom.
5. The volumetric measuring device as in claim 1, wherein the volume of said displaced fluid is measured in cubic centimeters.
6. The volumetric measuring device as in claim 1, wherein the volume of said displaced fluid is measured in penile displacement number.
7. The volumetric measuring device as in claim 6, wherein 100 pdn is approximately equal to a penis having a length of approximately 6 inches and a diameter of approximately 1.75 inches.
8. The volumetric measuring device as in claim 7, wherein one said penile displacement number is approximately equal to 2.36 cubic centimeters.
9. The volumetric measuring device as in claim 1, wherein said fluid-tight barrier is a flexible latex based membrane.
10. A volumetric measuring device for measuring body parts, comprising:
- A. a fill chamber, comprising an opening to allow fluid into said fill chamber,
- B. an insertion chamber comprising a body part opening, wherein said insertion chamber receives fluid from said fill chamber,
- C. a fluid-tight barrier for completely covering said body part opening, wherein said fluid-tight barrier permits the insertion of said body part and into said body part opening while simultaneously maintaining a fluid-tight seal around said body part opening, and
- D. a drain chamber for receiving displaced fluid from said insertion chamber after said body part has been inserted into said insertion chamber, wherein the volumetric measurement of said body part is determined by measuring the amount of fluid remaining in the volumetric measuring device after the insertion of said body part through said body part opening.
11. The volumetric measuring device as in claim 10, wherein the volumetric measurement of said body part is determined by measuring the amount of fluid remaining in the fill chamber after the insertion of said body part through said body part opening.
12. The volumetric measuring device as in claim 10, further comprising a first valve for controlling the flow of the fluid from said fill chamber to said insertion chamber and comprising a second valve for controlling the flow of said fluid from said insertion chamber to said drain chamber
13. A volumetric measuring device for measuring body parts, comprising:
- A. a displacement sleeve,
- B. a means for providing an air tight seal around a body part inserted into said displacement sleeve,
- C. a pump for pumping air into said displacement sleeve while a body part is inserted into said displacement sleeve,
- wherein the volumetric measurement of said body part is determined by measuring the amount of air displaced as a result of said body part being inserted into said displacement sleeve.
14. The volumetric measuring device as in claim 13, wherein said pump is an automatic pump that pumps air at a constant rate.
15. The volumetric measuring device as in claim 13 wherein the measurement of said body part is determined by measuring the amount of time it takes to pressurize said displacement sleeve with a body part inserted to a predetermined pressure.
16. The volumetric measuring device as in claim 13, wherein said pump is a manual pump that pumps air at a constant rate.
17. The volumetric measuring device as in claim 13 wherein the measurement of said body part is determined by measuring the number of pumps it takes to pressurize said displacement sleeve with a body part inserted to a predetermined pressure.
Type: Application
Filed: Dec 12, 2006
Publication Date: Jul 19, 2007
Inventor: Jason Turner (Washington, DC)
Application Number: 11/637,533
International Classification: A61B 5/103 (20060101); G01F 17/00 (20060101);